its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
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WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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