I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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