My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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