roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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