yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
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some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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