Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
