At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
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I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
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My boob is missing a layer of skin
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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