just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
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Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
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but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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