She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
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She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
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I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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