is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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