Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Randomize
