this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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