i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
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It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
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Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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