I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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