i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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