Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
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I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
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Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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