Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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