if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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