It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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