the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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its like you know when i get waxed
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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