porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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