I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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