There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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