i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
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