Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
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Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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