...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
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So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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