and she was petting her beer can
Even the bartender felt bad for me
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
cat food counts as protein by the way
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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