I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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