he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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She's just so happy...and so naked.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Alive.
So much puke
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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