i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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