oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
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please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
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Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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