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I bet he comes in French.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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