her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
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Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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