some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
as a side note pls kill me
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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