im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
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No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
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So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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