So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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