Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Bring me that man meat
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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