Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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