I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
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You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
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Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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