just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Randomize
