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your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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