What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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