But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
My pussy is not your playground.
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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
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You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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