I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
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we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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