My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
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I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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