a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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