So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
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She told me I should be a condom model.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
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I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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