where am i from again
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Randomize
