like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
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