i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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