Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
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Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
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In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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