i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
no. you can't hotbox the world.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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