If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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