That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
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Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
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tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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