i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
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i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I'm just crazy horny about you
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Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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